no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick
im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be
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*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all
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Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.
I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open.
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"this reminded me of you" is the cutest thing. like i dont care if its a song or a photo or a youtube video i will be excited
but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*